Modular bidet attachment

Abstract

A modular bidet attachment. The modular bidet attachment includes mounting discs that mount to a bidet chassis via a snap fit mechanism. The mounting discs include openings that are less than half the length of the diameter of the mounting discs. The mounting discs are configured to rotate after being mounted to the chassis.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . A bidet, comprising:
 a chassis comprising one or more openings configured to slidably connect to one or more mounting discs, wherein the mounting discs are mounted to a toilet at toilet seat attachment points, wherein the chassis is removable upon disconnection from the one or more mounting discs;   a nozzle connected to the chassis; and   a water flow controller connected to the chassis, the water flow controller configured to adjust water flow through the nozzle.   
     
     
         2 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the one or more mounting discs are configured to rotate after being mounted to the chassis. 
     
     
         3 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the one or more mounting discs comprise a single opening in an otherwise solid disc, the opening having a length of just under half of a diameter of the mounting disc, and a width that is less than half of the length. 
     
     
         4 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the nozzle is attached to the chassis at an angle that is greater than 90 degrees and less than 105 degrees. 
     
     
         5 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the water flow controller is configured to automatically shut off after it has been turned on for a predetermined period of time. 
     
     
         6 . The bidet of  claim 5 , wherein the water flow controller includes a torsion spring to cause automatic shut off. 
     
     
         7 . The bidet of  claim 6 , wherein the water flow controller comprises a magnetically attachable handle. 
     
     
         8 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the chassis is connected to a plurality of nozzles. 
     
     
         9 . A toilet seat attachment, comprising:
 a chassis comprising two openings configured to slidably connect to two mounting discs, wherein the two mounting discs are mounted to a toilet at two toilet seat attachment points, wherein the chassis is removable upon disconnection from the two mounting discs;   one or more nozzles nozzle connected to the chassis; and   a water flow controller connected to the chassis, the water flow controller configured to adjust water flow through the one or more nozzles.   
     
     
         10 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 9 , wherein the two mounting discs are configured to rotate after being mounted to the chassis. 
     
     
         11 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 9 , wherein the two mounting discs each comprise a single opening in an otherwise solid disc, the opening having a length of just under half of a diameter of the mounting disc, and a width that is less than half of the length. 
     
     
         12 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 9 , wherein the nozzle is attached to the chassis at an angle that is greater than 90 degrees and less than 105 degrees. 
     
     
         13 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 9 , wherein the water flow controller is configured to automatically shut off after it has been turned on for a predetermined period of time. 
     
     
         14 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 13 , wherein the water flow controller includes a torsion spring to cause automatic shut off. 
     
     
         15 . The toilet seat attachment of  claim 14 , wherein the water flow controller comprises a magnetically attachable handle. 
     
     
         16 . A system, comprising:
 a bidet chassis comprising one or more openings configured to slidably connect to one or more mounting discs, wherein the mounting discs are mounted to a toilet at toilet seat attachment points, wherein the bidet chassis is removable upon disconnection from the one or more mounting discs;   a nozzle connected to the bidet chassis; and   a water flow controller connected to the bidet chassis, the water flow controller configured to adjust water flow through the nozzle.   
     
     
         17 . The bidet of  claim 16 , wherein the one or more mounting discs are configured to rotate after being mounted to the bidet chassis. 
     
     
         18 . The bidet of  claim 16 , wherein the one or more mounting discs comprise a single opening in an otherwise solid disc, the opening having a length of just under half of a diameter of the mounting disc, and a width that is less than half of the length. 
     
     
         19 . The bidet of  claim 16 , wherein the nozzle is attached to the bidet chassis at an angle that is greater than 90 degrees and less than 105 degrees. 
     
     
         20 . The bidet of  claim 1 , wherein the water flow controller is configured to automatically shut off after it has been turned on for a predetermined period of time.