Cantilever umbrella

Abstract

Disclosed are example embodiments of a cantilever-canopy umbrella. An example may be a five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella. An example embodiment may be rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-locking rotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. The example embodiment may include a 360-degree-locking disk. The example embodiment may also include a plurality of umbrella-pole-locking four-wall tunnels. The example embodiment may also include a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing. The example embodiment may also include a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting flange slid over said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing. The example embodiment may include a multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast secured to said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae. The example embodiment may also include a plurality of multi-height-adjustable holes drilled into said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast. The example embodiment may include a rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap secured to said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . A five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, comprising:
 a rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal;   a 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a plurality of umbrella-pole-locking four-wall tunnels formed into said 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting flange slid over said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast secured to said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptablerotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae;   a plurality of multi-height-adjustable holes drilled into said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap secured to said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a swingable hoist-boom-lifting top strut swingingly secured to said rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap;   a height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger hingedly secured into said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a height-adjusting spring-loaded-trigger pin slidably secured to said physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger;   a physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing secured to said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a noise-cancelling easy-shuttling handle bearing inserted within said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle hingedly attached to said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a physically-impaired-assisting laterally-rotatable-and-lockable spring-loaded teeth-securing woodpecker hingedly attached to said swingable rain- blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing rotatably inserted within said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of physically-impaired-assisting over-rotation-preventing internal stoppers formed to said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of rotation-locking teeth formed to said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   a cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom secured into said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   an ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   an ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank rotatably secured to said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a tension-locking spring secured to said ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank within said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a cable-securing-and-winding spindle rotatably secured to said tension-locking spring within ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear rotatably secured to said cable-securing-and-winding spindle;   a rotation-locking saw-toothed-gear ratcheting finger swingably secured to said single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear;   a canopy-securing Velcro-and-seam-negating top-strut-connecting flange secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a swingable boom-connecting hinge swingably secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable secured within said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union swingingly secured to said swingable boom-connecting hinge;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union,   said canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable threaded through said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union and tied in a knot;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable holes formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-screw-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold- contractable lower canopy union;   a central canopy-supporting column secured to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   two opposite semi-circular automatic-cable-cleaning scraper formed to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge ribs swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge-rib-supporting struts swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a plurality of robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers secured over said ridge-rib-supporting struts;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets secured through said ridge ribs and through said ridge-rib-supporting struts and through robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers,   said robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable anti-wobbling screws robotically screwed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a robot-assembled automatic-cable-cleaning dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-sail-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable rain-collecting crop-irrigating canopy;   a plurality of heat-expandable cold-contractable internal-rib-securing ridges;   a canopy-securing fan;   a canopy-securing robot-sewing-trench formed to said canopy-securing fan;   a rib-end-capping rain-blocking end formed to said canopy-securing fan; and   a plurality of rib-end-capping finger-grabbing ditches formed to said rib-end-capping rain-blocking end.   
     
     
         2 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of base-stabilizing feet, 
 said base-stabilizing feet attached to said rotatable-floating-table-lockingrotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         3 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of fillable-weight-securing toes, 
 said fillable-weight-securing toes welded to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         4 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising: 
 a plurality of fillable base-stabilizing weights, 
 said fillable base-stabilizing weights secured to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         5 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 a fillable base-stabilizing foot-pedal-housing weight, 
 said fillable base-stabilizing foot-pedal-housing weight secured to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         6 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 a base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base, 
 said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base screwed to said base-stabilizing feet and connected to said rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-locking rotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         7 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 a 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae, 
 said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae secured to said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base and slid into said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing. 
   
     
     
         8 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 :
 further comprising:
 an led-powering canopy solar panel, 
 said led-powering canopy solar panel secured to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union. 
   
     
     
         9 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 1 : wherein:
 said noise-cancelling easy-shuttling handle bearing is made of the material of plastic.   
     
     
         10 . A five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, comprising:
 a rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal;   a 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a plurality of umbrella-pole-locking four-wall tunnels formed into said 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting flange slid over said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast secured to said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptablerotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae;   a plurality of multi-height-adjustable holes drilled into said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap secured to said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a swingable hoist-boom-lifting top strut swingingly secured to said rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap;   a height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger hingedly secured into said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a height-adjusting spring-loaded-trigger pin slidably secured to said physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger;   a physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing secured to said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a noise-cancelling easy-shuttling handle bearing inserted within said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle hingedly attached to said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a physically-impaired-assisting laterally-rotatable-and-lockable spring-loaded teeth-securing woodpecker hingedly attached to said swingable rain- blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing rotatably inserted within said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of physically-impaired-assisting over-rotation-preventing internal stoppers formed to said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of rotation-locking teeth formed to said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   a cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom secured into said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   an ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   an ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank rotatably secured to said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a tension-locking spring secured to said ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank within said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a cable-securing-and-winding spindle rotatably secured to said tension-locking spring within ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear rotatably secured to said cable-securing-and-winding spindle;   a rotation-locking saw-toothed-gear ratcheting finger swingably secured to said single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear;   a canopy-securing Velcro-and-seam-negating top-strut-connecting flange secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a swingable boom-connecting hinge swingably secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable secured within said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union swingingly secured to said swingable boom-connecting hinge;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union,   said canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable threaded through said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union and tied in a knot;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable holes formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-screw-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold- contractable lower canopy union;   a central canopy-supporting column secured to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   two opposite semi-circular automatic-cable-cleaning scraper formed to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge ribs swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge-rib-supporting struts swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a plurality of robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers secured over said ridge-rib-supporting struts;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets secured through said ridge ribs and through said ridge-rib-supporting struts and through robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers,   said robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable anti-wobbling screws robotically screwed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union; and   a robot-assembled automatic-cable-cleaning dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-sail-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable rain-collecting crop-irrigating canopy.   
     
     
         11 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 10 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of base-stabilizing feet, 
 said base-stabilizing feet attached to said rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         12 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 10 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of fillable-weight-securing toes, 
 said fillable-weight-securing toes welded to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         13 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 10 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of fillable base-stabilizing weights, 
 said fillable base-stabilizing weights secured to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         14 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 10 :
 further comprising:
 a base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base, 
 said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base screwed to said base-stabilizing feet and connected to said rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-locking rotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         15 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 10 :
 further comprising:
 a 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae, 
 said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae secured to said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base and slid into said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing. 
   
     
     
         16 . A five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, comprising:
 a rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal;   a 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a plurality of umbrella-pole-locking four-wall tunnels formed into said 360-degree-four-wall-tunnel-locking disk;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting flange slid over said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing;   a multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast secured to said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptablerotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae;   a plurality of multi-height-adjustable holes drilled into said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap secured to said multi-height-adjustable easy-slide-and-lift 360-degree-rotatable canopy-supporting vertical mast;   a swingable hoist-boom-lifting top strut swingingly secured to said rain-blocking top-strut-lifting weather cap;   a height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger hingedly secured into said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a height-adjusting spring-loaded-trigger pin slidably secured to said physically-impaired-assisting easy-squeeze height-adjusting spring-loaded trigger;   a physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing secured to said height-adjustable physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift handle;   a noise-cancelling easy-shuttling handle bearing inserted within said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle hingedly attached to said physically-impaired-assisting handle-securing easy-slide-and-lift outer housing;   a physically-impaired-assisting laterally-rotatable-and-lockable spring-loaded teeth-securing woodpecker hingedly attached to said swingable rain- blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing rotatably inserted within said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of physically-impaired-assisting over-rotation-preventing internal stoppers formed to said swingable rain-blocking rotatably-lockable woodpecker-housing cradle;   a plurality of rotation-locking teeth formed to said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   a cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom secured into said rotatable adjustable locking-teeth housing;   an ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   an ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank rotatably secured to said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a tension-locking spring secured to said ambidextrous canopy-deploying crank within said ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a cable-securing-and-winding spindle rotatably secured to said tension-locking spring within ambidextrous-canopy-deploying-crank housing;   a single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear rotatably secured to said cable-securing-and-winding spindle;   a rotation-locking saw-toothed-gear ratcheting finger swingably secured to said single-direction-locking saw-toothed ratcheting gear;   a canopy-securing Velcro-and-seam-negating top-strut-connecting flange secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a swingable boom-connecting hinge swingably secured to said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable secured within said cable-protecting rotatable cantilever hoist-boom;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union swingingly secured to said swingable boom-connecting hinge;   a robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union,   said canopy-deploying-and-retracting cable threaded through said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union and tied in a knot;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable holes formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield;   a robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-screw-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield formed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold- contractable lower canopy union;   a central canopy-supporting column secured to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   two opposite semi-circular automatic-cable-cleaning scraper formed to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge ribs swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union;   a plurality of ridge-rib-supporting struts swingingly attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union;   a plurality of robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers secured over said ridge-rib-supporting struts;   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets secured through said ridge ribs and through said ridge-rib-supporting struts and through robot-assembled noise-cancelling rust-preventing strut-end covers,   said robot-assembled automatically-flaring-and-shielding-rivet-tail injury-preventing hammer-shield attached to said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable rivets; and   a plurality of robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable anti-wobbling screws robotically screwed into said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable upper canopy union and said robot-assembled heat-expandable cold-contractable lower canopy union.   
     
     
         17 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 16 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of base-stabilizing feet, 
 said base-stabilizing feet attached to said rotatable-floating-table-lockingrotatable-floating-chair-lockingrotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         18 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 16 :
 further comprising:
 a plurality of fillable-weight-securing toes, 
 said fillable-weight-securing toes welded to said base-stabilizing feet. 
   
     
     
         19 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 16 :
 further comprising:
 a base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base, 
 said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base screwed to said base-stabilizing feet and connected to said rotatable-floating-table-locking rotatable-floating-chair-locking rotatable-umbrella-locking foot-pedal. 
   
     
     
         20 . The five-device-in-one physically-impaired-assisting easy-slide-and-lift dog-run-adaptable land-yacht-adaptable projector-screen-adaptable anti-wobbling foot-pedal-operated robot-assembled cantilever-canopy umbrella, of  claim 16 :
 further comprising:
 a 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae, 
 said 360-degree-rotatable noise-cancelling rotatable-floating-table-adaptable rotatable-floating-chair-adaptable pole-supporting vertebrae secured to said base-stabilizing-feet-reinforcing base and slid into said noise-cancelling tunnel-and-disk-protecting housing.