Carrying garment

Abstract

The present disclosure provides a carrying garment.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . An article of manufacture comprising:
 a center textile portion comprising an elongated top edge, an elongated bottom edge spaced from the top edge, the bottom edge extending in spaced, opposed parallel relation to the top edge, the center textile portion further comprising a substantially uniform width;   a first side textile portion comprising a horizontal axis of symmetry, the first side textile portion further comprising a tapering width;   a second side textile portion comprising a horizontal axis of symmetry, the second side textile portion further comprising a tapering width;   a top side;   a bottom side substantially symmetrical to the top side;   a first end, wherein the first end inhibits the tapering width of the first side textile portion;   a second end, wherein the second end inhibits the tapering width of the second side textile portion; and   an attachment located substantially on the vertical axis of symmetry.   
     
     
         2 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the center textile portion comprises a pocket. 
     
     
         3 . The article of manufacture of  claim 2 , wherein the pocket comprises dimensions of 4.5 inches in width and 5.5 inches in height. 
     
     
         4 . The article of manufacture of  claim 2 , wherein the distance between the pocket and the attachment is 4.5 inches. 
     
     
         5 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the attachment is a sewn-on button. 
     
     
         6 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the attachment is 5 inches from the top edge of the center textile portion and 15 inches from the bottom edge of the center textile portion. 
     
     
         7 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the article of manufacture is 208 inches in length. 
     
     
         8 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the distance from the top edge to the bottom edge is 20 inches. 
     
     
         9 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the first end comprises a height of 3 inches. 
     
     
         10 . The article of manufacture of  claim 1 , wherein the second end comprises a height of 3 inches. 
     
     
         11 . An apparatus comprising:
 a center textile portion comprising a vertical axis of symmetry, a top edge, and a bottom edge, the center textile portion further comprising a substantially uniform width;   a first side textile portion comprising a horizontal axis of symmetry, the first side textile portion further comprising a tapering width;   a second side textile portion comprising a horizontal axis of symmetry, the second side textile portion further comprising a tapering width;   a top side;   a bottom side substantially symmetrical to the top side;   a first end, wherein the first end inhibits the tapering width of the first side textile portion;   a second end, wherein the second end inhibits the tapering width of the second side textile portion; and   an attachment located substantially on the vertical axis of symmetry.   
     
     
         12 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the center textile portion comprises a pocket. 
     
     
         13 . The apparatus of  claim 12 , wherein the pocket comprises dimensions of 4.5 inches in width and 5.5 inches in height. 
     
     
         14 . The apparatus of  claim 12 , wherein the distance between the pocket and the attachment is 4.5 inches. 
     
     
         15 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the attachment is a sewn-on button. 
     
     
         16 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the attachment is 5 inches from the top edge of the center textile portion and 15 inches from the bottom edge of the center textile portion. 
     
     
         17 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the article of manufacture is 208 inches in length. 
     
     
         18 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the distance from the top edge to the bottom edge is 20 inches. 
     
     
         19 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the first end comprises a height of 3 inches. 
     
     
         20 . The apparatus of  claim 11 , wherein the second end comprises a height of 3 inches. 
     
     
         21 . A garment consisting of:
 a textile structure having an elongated major front surface having a first end;   the major front surface having a second end opposite the first end, the second end disposed in opposed relationship to the first end;   the major front surface having an elongated, continuous top edge extending from the first end to the second end in intersecting relationship therewith;   the major front surface having an elongated continuous bottom edge extending from the first end to the second end in intersecting relationship therewith, the bottom edge spaced from the top edge in opposed relationship relative thereto;   the major front surface having an elongated imaginary major central axis extending from the first end to the second end, the major central axis defined intermediate the top edge and bottom edge in equidistant relationship therewith, the major central axis having a major central axis midpoint, the major central axis midpoint equidistant from the first end and second end;   the major front surface having an imaginary minor central axis extending from the top edge to the bottom edge in perpendicular relationship to the major central axis, the minor central axis having a minor central axis midpoint equidistant from the top edge and bottom edge;   the minor central axis at the minor central axis midpoint intersecting the major central axis at the major central axis midpoint;   at the minor central axis the top edge spaced from the major central axis by a top edge maximum height;   at the first end the top edge spaced from the major central axis by a top edge minimum height, at the second end the top edge spaced from the major central axis by the top edge minimum height;   intermediate the minor central axis and first end the top edge having a top edge first taper point, from the minor central axis to the top edge first taper point the top edge having the maximum height, the top edge tapering from the maximum height at the top edge first taper point to the minimum height at the first end;   intermediate the minor central axis and second end the top edge having a top edge second taper point, from the minor central axis to the top edge second taper point the top edge having the maximum height, the top edge tapering from the maximum height at the top edge second taper point to the minimum height at the second end;   at the minor central axis the bottom edge spaced from the major central axis by a bottom edge maximum depth;   at the first end the bottom edge spaced from the major central axis by a bottom edge minimum depth, at the second end the bottom edge spaced from the major central axis by the bottom edge minimum depth;   intermediate the minor central axis and first end the bottom edge having a bottom edge first taper point, from the minor central axis to the bottom edge first taper point the bottom edge having the maximum depth, the bottom edge tapering from the maximum depth at the bottom edge first taper point to the minimum depth at the first end;   intermediate the minor central axis and second end the bottom edge having a bottom edge second taper point, from the minor central axis to the bottom edge second taper point the bottom edge having the maximum depth, the bottom edge tapering from the maximum depth at the bottom edge second taper point to the minimum depth at the second end;   along the major central axis from the first end to the second end the major front surface having an overall length in the range of 204 inches to 212 inches;   the top edge having a maximum height of substantially 10 inches;   the bottom edge having a maximum depth of substantially 10 inches;   the textile structure having a central section top edge, the center section top edge defined by the top edge from the top edge first taper point to the top edge second taper point, the center section top edge having a center section top edge length of substantially 48 inches;   the textile structure having a central section bottom edge, the center section bottom edge defined by the bottom edge from the bottom edge first taper point to the bottom edge second taper point, the center section bottom edge having a center section bottom edge length of substantially 48 inches;   the textile structure comprising a continuous major rear surface disposed in opposition to the major front surface, the major rear surface being a mirror image of the major front surface;   one button mounted to the textile structure proximate the major front surface at the minor central axis; and   one pocket defined by the textile structure, the pocket having an openable mouth proximate the major front surface.   
     
     
         22 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the top edge at the top edge first taper point tapering toward the major central axis at a top edge first taper angle in the range of 83.4 degrees to 84.1 degrees. 
     
     
         23 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the top edge at the top edge second taper point tapering toward the major central axis at a top edge second taper angle in the range of 83.4 degrees to 84.1 degrees. 
     
     
         24 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the bottom edge at the bottom edge first taper point tapering toward the major central axis at a bottom edge first taper angle in the range of 83.4 degrees to 84.1 degrees. 
     
     
         25 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the bottom edge at the bottom edge second taper point tapering toward the major central axis at a bottom edge second taper angle in the range of 83.4 degrees to 84.1 degrees. 
     
     
         26 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the central section top edge length being equal to the central section bottom edge length. 
     
     
         27 . The garment according to  claim 21 , said garment further consisting of the central section having a central section minor centerline coextensive with the minor central axis, the central section minor centerline dividing the central section into halves of equal area.