Separable compression clothing

Abstract

A separable compression garment, comprising: a garment, wherein said garment has a right portion, a left portion; and two fasteners. The two fasteners may comprise a right fastener and a left fastener. The right fastener may run along an entire length of the right portion. The left fastener may run along an entire length of the left portion. The right portion may comprise a right front portion and a right rear portion. The left portion may comprise a left front portion and a left rear portion. The right front portion and the right rear portion of the right portion may be configured to be separably joined by the right fastener. The left front portion and the left rear portion of the left portion may be configured to be separably joined by the left fastener. When both the right portion and the left portion are joined, a joined separable compression garment is created. When both the right portion and the left portion are separated, the garment is substantially not wearable and provides no compression to a wearer.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . A separable compression garment, comprising:
 a garment, wherein said garment has a right portion, a left portion; and   two fasteners;   wherein said two fasteners comprise a right fastener and a left fastener;   wherein said right fastener runs along an entire length of said right portion;   wherein said left fastener runs along an entire length of said left portion;   wherein said right portion comprises a right front portion and a right rear portion;   wherein said left portion comprises a left front portion and a left rear portion;   wherein said right front portion and said right rear portion of said right portion are configured to be separably joined by said right fastener;   wherein said left front portion and said left rear portion of said left portion are configured to be separably joined by said left fastener;   wherein, when both said right portion and said left portion are joined, a joined separable compression garment is created; and   wherein, when both said right portion and said left portion are separated, said garment is substantially not wearable and provides no compression to a wearer.   
     
     
         2 . The separable compression garment of  claim 1 , wherein said garment is a pair of pants. 
     
     
         3 . The separable compression garment of  claim 2 , wherein said right portion is configured to substantially cover said wearer's right side of said wearer's lower body, and wherein said left portion is configured to substantially cover said wearer's left side of said wearer's lower body. 
     
     
         4 . The separable compression garment of  claim 3 , wherein said two fasteners are zippers, such that there is a left zipper and a right zipper. 
     
     
         5 . The separable compression garment of  claim 4 , wherein each of said two zippers comprise a top portion and a bottom portion, wherein said top portion faces an interior of said compression pant and said bottom portion faces an outside of said compression pant. 
     
     
         6 . The separable compression garment of  claim 5 , wherein said two zippers are ⅜ inches wide when zipped. 
     
     
         7 . The separable compression garment of  claim 5 , wherein said two zippers are a size 5 zipper. 
     
     
         8 . The separable compression garment of  claim 5 , wherein said two zippers are invisible identical zippers. 
     
     
         9 . The separable compression garment of  claim 4 , further comprising two comfort flaps;
 wherein said two comfort flaps consist of a left comfort flap and a right comfort flap.   
     
     
         10 . The separable compression garment of  claim 9 , wherein said left comfort flap is positioned to be juxtaposed between a left leg of said wearer and said left zipper and wherein said right comfort flap is positioned to be juxtaposed between a right leg of said wearer and said right zipper. 
     
     
         11 . The separable compression garment of  claim 1 , wherein said garment is constructed of nylon and elastane. 
     
     
         12 . The separable compression garment of  claim 1 , wherein said two fasteners are a different color than a substantial portion of said garment. 
     
     
         13 . The separable compression garment of  claim 1 , wherein said garment is selected from the group of garments consisting of: a cotton, a polyester, a latex, a polyamide, and a neoprene fabric. 
     
     
         14 . A separable compression garment, comprising:
 a garment, wherein said garment has a right portion, a left portion;   two fasteners; and   two comfort flaps;   wherein said two fasteners comprise a right fastener and a left fastener;   wherein said right fastener runs along an entire length of said right portion;   wherein said left fastener runs along an entire length of said left portion;   wherein said right portion comprises a right front portion and a right rear portion;   wherein said left portion comprises a left front portion and a left rear portion;   wherein said right front portion and said right rear portion of said right portion are configured to be separably joined by said right fastener;   wherein said left front portion and said left rear portion of said left portion are configured to be separably joined by said left fastener;   wherein, when both said right portion and said left portion are joined, a joined separable compression garment is created;   wherein, when both said right portion and said left portion are separated, said garment is substantially not wearable and provides no compression to a wearer;   wherein said garment is a pair of pants;   wherein said right portion is configured to substantially cover said wearer's right side of said wearer's lower body, and wherein said left portion is configured to substantially cover said wearer's left side of said wearer's lower body;   wherein said two fasteners are zippers such that there is a left zipper and a right zipper;   wherein each of said two zippers comprise a top portion and a bottom portion, wherein said top portion faces an interior of said compression pant and said bottom portion faces an outside of said compression pant;   wherein said two zippers are ⅜ inches wide when zipped;   wherein said two zippers are invisible identical zippers;   wherein said two comfort flaps consist of a left comfort flap and a right comfort flap;   wherein said left comfort flap is positioned to be juxtaposed between a left leg of said wearer and said left zipper and wherein said right comfort flap is positioned to be juxtaposed between a right leg of said wearer and said right zipper;   wherein said garment is constructed of nylon and elastane;   wherein said two fasteners are a different color than a substantial portion of said garment.