Cosmetic implement

Abstract

An implement usable by a woman to protect herself against someone depositing a date rape drug in her beverage. The inventive implement includes a wet reservoir and a dry plenum in which products that are typically dispensed by the implement are stored.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . Apparatus for storing and dispensing various products frequently utilized by an individual, comprising:
 a) an elongate implement body defining, as a first end thereof, a liquid reservoir and, as a second end thereof, a dry plenum; and   b) means for interconnecting said reservoir and said plenum.   
     
     
         2 . Apparatus in accordance with  claim 1  wherein said means for interconnecting comprises a yoke having generally oppositely extending fittings, each fitting matable to a corresponding nipple defined at a proximal end of one of said liquid reservoir and said dry plenum. 
     
     
         3 . Apparatus in accordance with  claim 2  wherein said fittings are internally threaded and wherein said nipples are externally threaded. 
     
     
         4 . Apparatus in accordance with  claim 2  wherein said fittings and said nipples are, when the apparatus is in an assembled configuration, substantially coaxial. 
     
     
         5 . Apparatus in accordance with  claim 1  wherein said plenum is sized to received drink-spike detector means. 
     
     
         6 . Apparatus in accordance with  claim 5  wherein said drink-spike detector means comprises a plurality of chemically impregnated test strips. 
     
     
         7 . A dispenser unit for holding first and second different products, and for providing access to either of the products by a user, comprising:
 a) a first cylindrical chamber defining a first space for holding the first product, and having an opening at a proximal end thereof, said first opening having a first attachment structure;   b) a second cylindrical chamber defining a second space for holding the second product, and having an opening at a proximal end thereof, said second opening having a second attachment structure;   c) an interconnecting element having, at a first end, a first mating structure for mating with the first attachment structure, and for detachably retaining the first attachment structure, and, at a second end, a second mating structure for mating with the second attachment structure and for detachably retaining the second attachment structure.   
     
     
         8 . The dispenser unit of  claim 5 , wherein at least one of the first mating structure and the first attachment structure, and the second mating structure and the second attachment structure, telescope with respect to each other. 
     
     
         9 . A dispenser of drink-spike test strips, comprising:
 a) a dry plenum sized to receive a plurality of conventional drink-spike test strips, said plenum having an egress port at a proximal end thereof;   b) a reservoir for receiving a cosmetic product, said reservoir having an egress port at a proximal end thereof, and wherein said plenum and reservoir egress ports are substantially axially aligned and spaced relative to one another; and   c) means for interconnecting said proximal ends of said plenum and said reservoir.   
     
     
         10 . A dispenser in accordance with  claim 9  wherein said interconnecting means comprises a yoke.