Toliet seat apparatus

Abstract

A toilet bowl slide apparatus for redirecting urine which is projected in the direction of the gap between the toilet bowl and toilet tank into the toilet bowl. The toilet bowl slide apparatus comprises a contiguous structure defined by a slide portion, an elongated back plate, and a back portion. The slide portion extends from approximately the point where the toilet seat attaches to the toilet bowl into the toilet bowl to a point above the water level. The back portion and the elongated back plate rest in the area where the toilet bowl and tank meet and extend vertically up the toilet tank, respectively, forming a counterweight which balances the slide portion, enabling it to remain in place during the ordinary use of the flush toilet on which it is installed.

What is claimed is: 
     
         1 . A toilet bowl slide apparatus for installing on a conventional flush toilet, comprising:
 a slide means for redirecting urine projected toward the gap between the toilet bowl and the toilet tank of the flush toilet; and   a means for balancing the slide means to enable it to remain in place when installed on the flush toilet.   
     
     
         2 . The apparatus of  claim 1 , wherein said toilet bowl slide apparatus is removably installed on the flush toilet. 
     
     
         3 . A toilet bowl slide apparatus for installing on a conventional flush toilet, comprising:
 a back portion configured to rest in the corner created by the intersection point between the toilet bowl and the toilet tank of the flush toilet; and   a slide portion connected to the back portion above the rim of the toilet bowl of the flush toilet and configured to extend down into the toilet bowl, wherein said back portion is adapted to provide a counterweight to said slide portion, enabling the toilet bowl slide apparatus to be balanced while installed on the flush toilet.   
     
     
         4 . The apparatus of  claim 3 , additionally comprising a back plate which is connected to and extends vertically from said back portion, wherein said back plate additionally provides a counterweight to said slide portion. 
     
     
         5 . The apparatus of  claim 4 , wherein said back portion, slide portion, and back plate are disposed on a single, contiguous body. 
     
     
         6 . The apparatus of  claim 3 , wherein said toilet bowl slide apparatus is removably installed on the flush toilet. 
     
     
         7 . The apparatus of  claim 3 , wherein the slide portion narrows as it extends from the back portion into the toilet bowl. 
     
     
         8 . The apparatus of  claim 3 , wherein the toilet bowl slide apparatus is constructed of a lightweight metal covered with ceramic.