Novel enhanced hands-free personal item carrying devices, systems, methods, and accoutrements

Abstract

A fashionable unisexual personal item carrying device combines the aesthetic pleasure of suspenders or a gun holster, with the functionality of a small tote or purse being worn over the shoulders, like a backpack, with hanging pockets, suspended from the bottom of the strap, and is disclosed. Two shoulder straps are connected by a bridge spanning across the wearer's back, below the shoulder line. Detachable pockets are sleek enough to stylishly hold male items such as cell phones, wallets, and money clips, while still being able to satisfy the needs of the modern young woman by having the storage capability of concealing such large items as mirrors, makeup, lip-glosses, feminine hygiene products, business cards, combs, and mints. Systems and combinations of the involved elements are likewise taught according to the teachings of the present disclosure, for allowing users to customize, accessorize, and/or leverage electronic interfaces for design, including radiation shielding embodiments in the style of a Faraday box.

1 . A device for ergonomically and decoratively arraying at least a hands-free apparatus for carrying personal items upon the upper torso of a user, comprising, in combination; a bridge element, individuated straps disposed about the bridge element and pocket means for holding a user's personal items; whereby, when at least two pocket means are arrayed in an ostensively balanced state, a user is impacted with a substantially lordotic posture. 
     
     
         2 . The device of  claim 1 , wherein the bridge element is operatively linked to shoulder straps which are connected by said bridge spanning across the wearer's back, below the shoulder line. 
     
     
         3 . The device of  claim 2 , further comprising a plurality of clasps connecting each of the elements in an adjustable fashion. 
     
     
         4 . The device of  claim 3 , wherein each of said pockets is detachable, and may be arrayed alternatively from a user's waist, via attachment to another existing structure. 
     
     
         5 . The device of  claim 3 , wherein at least one of said pockets is shielded with at least one chemical moiety species or selected from the group consisting essentially of aluminum, and all metals and alloys, silicones and carbon nanotubes to preclude radiation of undesired waves and/or energy into a user, for example from a cellular phones, personal digital assistants, and any related electronic devices. 
     
     
         6 . A Wholesters™ brand of personal item transport system, which comprises, in combination:
 at least a pocket, for holding personal items; 
 a plurality of straps for connecting at least a pocket to a user at a desired orientation; 
 a bridging element, for maintaining a desired spatial orientation of each of said plurality of straps relative to a user; and, 
 a plurality of clasps for attaching straps to straps, straps to bridging element, and straps to pockets; wherein the system is adjustable. 
 
     
     
         7 . The system of  claim 6 , wherein adjustment includes removal of any desired element. 
     
     
         8 . The systems of  claim 6 , wherein adjustment allows for balancing of respective pockets whereby a user is encouraged to maintain a substantially lordotic posture, which posture promotes compliance with a healthy spine regimen. 
     
     
         9 . The system of  claim 6 , further comprising at least a shielding element disposed within and about at least a pocket for mitigating transmission of undesired energy from the contents of the at least a pocket to a user shielded with at least one chemical moiety species or selected from the group consisting essentially of aluminum, and all metals and alloys, silicones and carbon nanotubes to preclude radiation of undesired waves and/or energy into a user, for example from a cellular phone 
     
     
         10 . The system of  claim 6 , further comprising customized or quasi-customized graphic and/or design elements disposed upon at least one of the straps, at least one pocket, and bridging element. 
     
     
         11 . A kit, comprising at least the system of  claim 10  and further user based desiderata for creating a personally specific set or arrangement, for example iPhone/iTouch or other platform or individually preferred item-based additions. 
     
     
         12 . The kit of  claim 11 , including other and further accoutrements selected from a palate of the same offered for a user's consideration. 
     
     
         13 . The kit of  claim 11 , further comprising a computer or web-interface for allowing users to mix and match, purchase and have created a Wholesters™ brand of personal item transport system remotely and/or electronically with or without wireless connections. 
     
     
         14 . A kit, according to  claim 5 . 
     
     
         15 . The device of  claim 5 , wherein the device is reversible. 
     
     
         16 . The system of  claim 8 , wherein said system is reversible. 
     
     
         17 . The system of  claim 16 , comprised of a single type of fabric. 
     
     
         18 . The system of  claim 16 , comprised of multiple types of fabric. 
     
     
         19 . The system of  claim 18 , further comprising hemp. 
     
     
         20 . The system of  claim 19 , further comprising of at least one of recyclable and sustainable materials.