Apertured clothing

Abstract

An article of clothing configured to cover leg portions of a wearer; wherein the clothing includes a first leg member. The first leg member includes a first selectably sealable aperture disposed about a front portion of the first leg member. The first leg member also includes a second selectably sealable aperture disposed about an exterior side portion of the first leg member. The first and second selectably sealable aperture include a zipper. In addition, the clothing includes a modesty layer coupled to the first and the second selectably sealable apertures. Furthermore, the article of clothing includes a second leg member coupled to the first leg member. The second leg member includes selectably sealable apertures that are substantially mirrored in number, position and orientation of those of the first leg member.

1 . An article of clothing configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg and a second leg of a wearer, comprising:
 a) a first leg member, configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg of a wearer, comprising:
 a1) a first selectably sealable aperture disposed about a front portion of the first leg member; wherein the first aperture extends substantially vertically along the front portion of the first leg member; and 
 a2) a second selectably sealable aperture disposed about an exterior side portion of the first leg member; wherein the second aperture extends diagonally along the exterior side portion of the first leg member extending downwardly towards the rear portion of the first leg member such that a top portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is closer to a top portion of the first selectably sealable aperture than a bottom portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is close to a bottom portion of the first selectably sealable aperture; and 
   b) a second leg member, configured to cover at least a second leg of a wearer, coupled to the first leg member, including selectably sealable apertures that are substantially mirrored in number, position and orientation of those of the first leg member.   
   
   
       2 . The article of clothing of  claim 1 , wherein the first selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about a thigh area of a wearer. 
   
   
       3 . The article of clothing of  claim 2 , wherein the second selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about the hamstring area of a wearer. 
   
   
       4 . The article of clothing of  claim 3 , wherein the article of clothing further includes a modesty layer coupled to the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture configured to substantially restrict visual access through the apertures. 
   
   
       5 . The article of clothing of  claim 4 , wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture forms a loop forming an air passageway disposed completely away from the body when the leg is raised. 
   
   
       6 . The article of clothing of  claim 5 , wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture is configured in position, orientation, and elasticity such that it provides a pumping action that transfers a quantity of air across the width of the fabric between the fabric and the wearers leg during a leg raise and drop motion of the wearer. 
   
   
       7 . The article of clothing of  claim 6 , wherein the first selectably sealable aperture further includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position when the clothing is in a closed mode. 
   
   
       8 . The article of clothing of  claim 7 , wherein the second selectably sealable aperture includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position, when the clothing is in a closed mode. 
   
   
       9 . An article of clothing configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg and a second leg of a wearer, consisting of a first leg member, configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg of a wearer, comprising:
 a) a first selectably sealable aperture disposed about a front portion of the first leg member; wherein the first aperture extends substantially vertically along the front portion of the first leg member; and   b) a second selectably sealable aperture disposed about an exterior side portion of the first leg member; wherein the second aperture extends diagonally along the exterior side portion of the first leg member extending downwardly towards the rear portion of the first leg member such that a top portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is closer to a top portion of the first selectably sealable aperture than a bottom portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is close to a bottom portion of the first selectably sealable aperture.   
   
   
       10 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein the first selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about a thigh area of a wearer. 
   
   
       11 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein the second selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about the hamstring area of a wearer. 
   
   
       12 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein the article of clothing further includes a modesty layer coupled to the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture configured to substantially restrict visual access through the apertures. 
   
   
       13 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture forms a loop forming an air passageway disposed completely away from the body when the leg is raised. 
   
   
       14 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture is configured in position, orientation, and elasticity such that it provides a pumping action that transfers a quantity of air across the width of the fabric between the fabric and the wearers leg during a leg raise and drop motion of the wearer. 
   
   
       15 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein the first selectably sealable aperture further includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position when the clothing is in a closed mode. 
   
   
       16 . The article of clothing of  claim 9 , wherein the second selectably sealable aperture includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position, when the clothing is in a closed mode. 
   
   
       17 . An article of clothing configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg and a second leg of a wearer, comprising:
 a) a first leg member, configured to cover at least a portion of a first leg of a wearer, comprising:
 a1) a first selectably sealable aperture disposed about a front portion of the first leg member; wherein the first aperture extends substantially vertically along the front portion of the first leg member; wherein the first selectably sealable aperture further includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position when the clothing is in a closed mode; wherein the first selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about a thigh area of a wearer; and 
 a2) a second selectably sealable aperture disposed about an exterior side portion of the first leg member; wherein the second aperture extends diagonally along the exterior side portion of the first leg member extending downwardly towards the rear portion of the first leg member such that a top portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is closer to a top portion of the first selectably sealable aperture than a bottom portion of the second selectably sealable aperture is close to a bottom portion of the first selectably sealable aperture; wherein the second selectably sealable aperture includes a zipper; wherein the zipper is disposed about a top position, when the clothing is in a closed mode; wherein the second selectably sealable aperture is disposed substantially about the hamstring area of a wearer; 
   b) a second leg member, configured to cover at least a second leg of a wearer, coupled to the first leg member, including selectably sealable apertures that are substantially mirrored in number, position and orientation of those of the first leg member;   c) wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture forms a loop forming an air passageway disposed completely away from the body when the leg is raised;   d) wherein fabric between the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture is configured in position, orientation, and elasticity such that it provides a pumping action that transfers a quantity of air across the width of the fabric between the fabric and the wearers leg during a leg raise and drop motion of the wearer;   e) a modesty layer coupled to the first selectably sealable aperture and the second selectably sealable aperture configured to substantially restrict visual access through the apertures;