Bare access blanket

Abstract

Since prehistory, blankets, quilts and comforters have provided warmth. However, when one member of a couple wants to be warm during intimacy, their mate may desire both warmth and access to fresh air while engaging in oral sex or to be uncovered and unhindered while engaging in sexual relations, including intercourse. Bare Access Blankets™ solve this dilemma with openings that allow access to fresh air and one's bed partner during sexual relations. During rest, these “access portals” are closed for warmth with a “flap” or “tongue” of blanket material that, on one side, is permanently affixed to the blanket.

1 . Designing and constructing blankets, quilts and comforters with one or two crotch-level access portals or openings that enable a couple to engage in sexual relations with either one person under the blanket, quilt or comforter and the other above it, thus allowing the bottom person to remain warmly covered, and, alternatively, allowing both to remain warmly covered while engaging in oral sexual relations with the “active” person enjoying unrestricted access to fresh air so that the desire or need to breathe freely will not hamper the couple's oral sexual activities. 
   
   
       2 . Designing and constructing blankets, quilts and comforters with flaps and tongues that, when in the flat or closed position, retain warmth, but which fold back to allow access for sexual intercourse and to facilitate breathing by the member of the couple who is performing oral sex on or with the warmly covered or “inactive” member of the couple. 
   
   
       3 . Adding to the blankets, quilts and comforters flap or tongue fasteners that affix the flaps or tongues in the flat or closed position so that the blankets, quilts or comforters will fulfill the same warmth retaining function that blankets, quilts and comforters have always served. 
   
   
       4 . In connection with the foregoing claims, the distinguishing between “flaps”, which fit over the access portals or openings, and “tongues” that fit into the access portals or openings. 
   
   
       5 . In connection with the foregoing claims, having flaps and tongues that are fully quilted, and, alternatively, having flaps that are quilted where they fit into access portals and un-quilted or less filled where they extend beyond their matching access portals or openings. 
   
   
       6 . In connection with the foregoing claims, having flaps and tongues that, beyond their connected bases or bottom sides, can either be un-affixed or can be affixed to the blanket, quilt or comforter with snaps, zippers, buttons, Velcro, or other fasteners when in the flat or closed position.