Bottle carrying trousers

Abstract

A human user's bottle carrying trousers, and including those with shortened and/or cut-off legs; which retains a beverage bottle adjacent an exterior surface of said pants via at least one bottle retaining element; wherein a flexible and limitedly extractable bottle neck gripping device is permanently affixed to said trousers; and in a location at, and/or near to, and/or within a placket, a pocket, a belt loop, or waistband of said trousers; wherein said device may be substantially concealed from another human's view; and wherein said device is mostly undetectable from a user's view and sensory feelings; and wherein said device is always available for a human user to carry a beverage bottle with said user's hands being free.

1 . A human user's trouser pants, and including those with shortened and/or cut-off legs, which retains a beverage bottle adjacent an exterior surface of said pants; 
 (i) whereas at least one element of said pants is a bottle retaining element which retains said bottle via means of a bottle neck gripping device; 
 wherein said means generally grips said bottle just vertically beneath said bottle's cap stop rim;  
 and wherein said means is approximately located in an area at, and/or near, and/or within a placket, a pocket, a belt loop, or waistband of said pants;  
   (ii) and whereas said means is permanently affixed to said pants at, and/or near, and/or within at least one of said areas; 
 wherein said means may be concealed within at least one of said areas when not in use;  
 wherein said means is limitedly extractable from and/or replaceable to said location of concealment;  
 and wherein said means may be permanently tethered at, and/or near, and/or within said location of concealment;  
 whereby the improvement is a substantially undetectable, yet always readily available said bottle retaining element for carrying said beverage bottle hands-free from said location of permanent attachment with said user's option of easy concealment of said bottle retaining element when not in use.  
   
   
   
       2 . A human user's trouser pants, and including those with shortened and/or cut-off legs, which retains a beverage bottle adjacent an exterior surface of said pants; 
 (i) whereas at least one element of said pants is a bottle retaining element which retains said bottle via a flexible bottle neck gripping device; 
 wherein said flexible device generally grips said bottle at a location just vertically beneath said bottle's cap stop rim;  
 and wherein said flexible device is approximately located in an area at, and/or near, and/or within a placket, a pocket, a belt loop, or waistband of said pants;  
   (ii) and whereas said flexible device is permanently affixed to said pants at, and/or near, and/or within at least one of said areas; 
 wherein said flexible device may be concealed within at least one of said areas when not in use;  
 wherein said flexible device is limitedly extractable from and/or replaceable to said location of concealment;  
 and wherein said flexible device may be permanently tethered at, and/or near, and/or within said location of concealment;  
 whereby the improvement is a substantially undetectable, yet always readily available said bottle retaining element for carrying said beverage bottle hands-free from said location of permanent attachment with said user's option of easy concealment of said bottle retaining element when not in use.  
   
   
   
       3 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a bottle neck gripping aperture wherein material substrate surrounding said aperture retains at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       4 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises an elongate planar shaped polymer plastic substrate wherein a bottle neck gripping aperture is located near one elongate end.  
   
   
       5 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein a degree of said permanently affixed is relative to a user's age and therefore a user's strength; wherein said degree is accordingly relative to a type of said bottle carrying trousers being manufactured; whereby said degree of permanently affixed may be predetermined at a time of said affixing accordingly to a manufacturer's chosen method of said affixing.  
   
   
       6 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible rubber-like o-ring; wherein material substrate surrounding said o-ring's aperture retains at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       7 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible rubber-like sheet wherein said sheet comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material substrate surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       8 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible polyethylene plastic substrate wherein said substrate comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       9 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible polyurethane plastic substrate wherein said substrate comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       10 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible polypropylene plastic substrate wherein said substrate comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       11 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible polymer plasticized cloth fabric substrate wherein said substrate comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       12 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a means wherein a portion of said bottle neck gripping device comprises a permanently affixed flexible rubberized cloth fabric substrate wherein said substrate comprises at least one bottle neck gripping aperture with material surrounding said aperture retaining at least some degree of residual memory.  
   
   
       13 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a bottle retaining element comprising a monofilament type cord.  
   
   
       14 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 1 , further including a bottle retaining element comprising a braided filament type cord.  
   
   
       15 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via sewn thread.  
   
   
       16 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via riveting.  
   
   
       17 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via grommeting.  
   
   
       18 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via a tensioned snap fastener.  
   
   
       19 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5 , further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via glueing.  
   
   
       20 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5;  further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via a tether.  
   
   
       21 . A bottle carrying trousers as in  claim 5;  further including said bottle retaining element wherein said element is permanently affixed via cloth fabric.