Garments that automatically disrobe in response to remote control means
Abstract
A system of removing garments from a person ( 250 ) by remote control wherein garment closures open automatically in response to remote commands issued by an operator ( 249 ). These commands include the operator's voice ( 246 ) and wireless commands issued by a Remote Undressing Means ( 247 ). A TV remote control ( 292 ) preferably may be used to issue undressing commands. Means internal to the garment closures (eg. clock ( 283 )) may moderate opening of automated closures. Opening of garment closures may also be influenced by the GPS coordinates ( 244 ) of the wearer and by commands issued to plural wearers of auto-undress garments to enhance the enjoyment of games of chance ( 243 ), parties and dance ( 242 ) and music and video ( 242 ). Chemical light decorative means may be coupled to the garment and illuminated automatically, preferably under remote control.
Claims
exact text as granted — not AI-modified1 - 9 . (canceled)
10 . An apparatus that facilitates the automated opening of at least a first electrically operable garment closure,
wherein,
the determination of the timing of said opening is in part at least automated, and
said automated includes the computer processing of information stored on computer readable media; and
said garment closures are for use with one at least personal garments.
11 . The computer of claim 10 that comprises one of a group consisting of: microprocessor, DSP, Personal Computer, and Internet coupled data processing means.
12 . The automated determination of claim 10 , that includes:
the determination of a first instant that a first electrically operable garment closure opens, and the determination of a second instant that a second electrically operable garment closure opens.
13 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said personal garment comprises one of a group consisting of:
lingerie, brassiere, female panty, male underpants, swimming costume, pantyhose, dress, skirt, kilt, trousers, blouse, sock, tie, sweater, belt, glove, suspenders, fancy dress.
14 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus is an integrated circuit.
15 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus is a computer program on computer readable media.
16 . The apparatus of claim 12 , wherein:
said first closure is electrically addressable at a first address, and
said second closure is electrically addressable at a second address; and
said first and second addresses are distinct from each other.
17 . The integrated circuit of claim 12 , wherein said integrated circuit is wearable by a person and said integrated circuit facilitates opening of one at least said closures concurrently worn by said person.
18 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is secured against unauthorised operation.
19 . The personal garment of claim 10 , wherein one at least decorations are attached to said garment and said decoration includes a light source that is electrically coupled to said apparatus.
20 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus is information stored on machine readable media.
21 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus electronically processes information pertaining to one at least games.
22 . The program of claim 15 , wherein said program is embedded in one at least integrated circuits that are coupled to one at least said garment closures, and
said facilitates includes assisting one at least electronic devices to cause one at least said garment closures to open.
23 . The program of claim 15 , wherein said facilitates includes:
first information that is stored in an electronic device coupled to said garment closure being transferred to a computer coupled to a user accessible display, and
said first information assists said user to generate second information, and
said second information is subsequently programmed into an electrically readable device and used to facilitate said automated determination.
24 . The program of claim 15 , wherein said computer program executes on a computer coupled to a user accessible display, and
said facilitates includes assisting said user to generate information that is subsequently programmed into an electrically readable device, and
said programmed information is used to facilitate said automated determination.
25 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus is an electrically operable garment closure.
26 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein said apparatus is a personal garment.
27 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of user programmable information stored on computer readable media.
28 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of electronically readable time information.
29 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of event counter information.
30 . The apparatus of claim 15 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of random information.
31 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of audio information.
32 . The apparatus of claim 31 , wherein said processing includes digitizing transmitted sound.
33 . The apparatus of claim 32 , wherein said sound includes voice.
34 . The apparatus of claim 32 , wherein said sound includes music.
35 . The apparatus of claim 31 , wherein said audio information is machine generated.
36 . The apparatus of claim 31 , wherein said audio information is stored on computer readable media.
37 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of image information.
38 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of text information.
39 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of geographic position information.
40 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of information provided by telephone.
41 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of information by a computer coupled to a user accessible display.
42 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of information provided by a computer network.
43 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of information provided by a consumer electronics remote control means.
44 . The apparatus of claim 10 , wherein automated opening of one at least said garment closures is in part at least a response to electronic processing of information pertaining to one at least games.
45 . The apparatus of claim 44 , wherein said game is a computer game.
46 . The apparatus of claim 44 , wherein said game is a card game.
47 . The apparatus of claim 44 , wherein said game is a board game.
48 . The apparatus of claim 44 , wherein said game is a casino game.
49 . The apparatus of claim 44 , wherein said game is quiz.Join the waitlist — get patent alerts
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