Intercourse aiding apparatus

Abstract

Apparatus for use in performing intercourse includes a frame having an operative side, and a swing assembly. The swing assembly has at least two suspension joints. This swing assembly is attached to the frame through the two suspension joints to allow the assembly to swing arcuately. The two suspension joints are reciprocatable about different centers of gyration. The swing assembly has a platform allowing a first person to rest thereon and provide genital access toward the operative side. The swing assembly has clearance to allow a second person to stand adjacent the platform and gain access to said first person from the operative side as the swing assembly swings arcuately.

1 . An apparatus for use in performing intercourse, comprising: 
 a frame having an operative side; and    a swing assembly having at least three suspension joints, said swing assembly being attached to said frame through said three suspension joints to allow said assembly to swing arcuately, said three suspension joints being reciprocatable about different centers of gyration, said swing assembly having a platform allowing a first person to rest thereon and provide genital access toward said operative side, said swing assembly having clearance to allow a second person to stand adjacent said platform and gain access to said first person from said operative side as said swing assembly swings arcuately.    
     
     
         2 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said swing assembly comprises: 
 a beam extending away from said platform toward said operative side, said beam being sized and positioned to allow said second person to straddle said beam while standing adjacent to said platform.  
 
     
     
         3 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said frame and swing assembly have clearance to allow said second person to stand at said operative side in a region between said centers of gyration.  
     
     
         4 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a seat extending a predetermined horizontal distance and a backrest positionable to extend over a horizontal distance greater than said predetermined horizontal distance.  
     
     
         5 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a seat and an angularly adjustable backrest.  
     
     
         6 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a longitudinally adjustable seat.  
     
     
         7 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform is padded.  
     
     
         8 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a support for holding the first person's legs up and apart.  
     
     
         9 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said frame has a support for ! holding the first person's legs up and apart.  
     
     
         10 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  comprising: 
 at least three elongate members coupled between said frame and different corresponding ones of said suspension joints.  
 
     
     
         11 . Apparatus according to  claim 10  wherein said at least three elongate members are spaced and non-intersecting.  
     
     
         12 . Apparatus according to  claim 11  wherein said at least three elongate members are flexible.  
     
     
         13 . Apparatus according to  claim 11  wherein said at least three elongate members are elastic.  
     
     
         14 . Apparatus according to  claim 11  wherein said at least three elongate members are chains.  
     
     
         15 . Apparatus according to  claim 11  wherein said at least three elongate members each have an adjustable effective length.  
     
     
         16 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a pair of arm rests.  
     
     
         17 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said platform has a pair of handlebars.  
     
     
         18 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said at least three suspension joints comprise four suspension joints.  
     
     
         19 . Apparatus according to  claim 18  wherein said frame includes four uprights, said apparatus comprising: 
 four elongate members coupled between said frame and different corresponding ones of said suspension joints.  
 
     
     
         20 . Apparatus according to  claim 18  wherein said four suspension joints being reciprocatable about four different centers of gyration.  
     
     
         21 . Apparatus according to  claim 18  wherein said swing assembly comprises: 
 a beam extending away from said platform toward said operative side; and  
 a pair of cross members transversely attached to opposite ends of said beam, each of said cross members having a pair of ends supporting a spaced pair of said suspension joints.  
 
     
     
         22 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said frame includes four uprights, said uprights being downwardly foldable for storage.  
     
     
         23 . Apparatus according to  claim 22  wherein a first pair of said uprights are located at said operative side and a second pair of said uprights are located opposite said operative side, said first pair being operable to fold toward said second pair and vice versa.  
     
     
         24 . Apparatus according to  claim 23  wherein said first pair of uprights is pivoted at a different elevation than said second pair of uprights to allow said first and said second pair of uprights to fold down and compactly overlap.  
     
     
         25 . Apparatus according to  claim 1  wherein said frame has an arcuate track, said swing assembly having at said at least three suspension joints at least three rollers for riding in said arcuate track.